S-punk

Question time,

What if i told you on your first ever modeling photo shoot would include top hats, harry potter coats, pipes and fucking laser guns..... AND i expect you to make it sexy? or else.

Next one, what if i told you not only am i the most unprofessional guy in the business but you'll have to put up with me breaking things, my bad jokes and stories, tour guides visiting the shoot and my crazy assistant Sgt Gogelz.

Finally, as a professional i use key scenarios to excite new poses, so pretend your on your first shoot and i shout somthing along the lines of:

Your on a beach! you just got out the steel mill, MAN ARE YOU TIRED... bet you'd love to be the on that PLEASURE CRUISE going past LOOK HOW MUCH FUN THERE HAVING.

Then expect a pose.

For some reason my new best friend Jen said yes and check it out:



This whole shoot was about steam punk, look it up. Its a Victorian new wave fashion style, and its fucking sweet. (nerds love it)

Sgt Gogelz provided the props and Jen provided us with the girl clothes (cos gogelz aint into cross dressing) (so he says) and i provided my self and stories about the H bomb.


Some shoots have a constant level, like a certain restriction on how they work, this stops inconsistency and all that other bollocks. I don't do my home work, i cant pretend i know jack all about steam punk cept i can make it sexy right? So we got our cool weird shots...

Then some down right sexy ones :O..



Even Sgt Gogelz couldnt help him self...

Your a fucking ANIMAL Gogelz.

Was an amazing shoot as you can see. I get pounded every day with critics on my work but its shoots like this and results like this why I'll never give up.

I've not even got through half my images and look at the results already!

1 canvas, 1 soft.box.key.light(sync)

1 flash w/barn door (green filter)
1 model
1,000 bad jokes

Alot of people ask me "Chris you devlishly charming young man, why are you not out documenting soical stuggle? why do you not use your camera and photography skills to cover wars or poverty?"

My reponse: we all make life choices, mine was to work with sexy wimminz in top hats and sgt gogelz!

lololololololololollololl



Yo jen? IS THAT A HASSELBLAD :O

badabing

P.s: None of the shots on my blog are ever final, this aint no Marge Simpson porno deviant art polly pocket website. nit pick all you want when the pictures are sent to print THATS when there perfect.

Unless the fashion department get ahold of them.

nerds.